Seriously, you/I/we thought we kicked/got rid of/defeated them last time? Guess not/hell no/nope. They're back/here again/worse than ever. I woke up with bites/marks/stings all over my arms/legs/butt this morning, and now I'm freaking out. This/That/These is so annoying/infuriating/unfair. I've tried everything: pesticides/baking soda/diatomaceous

You climb out of bed one morning and there they are. Skin-crawling welts dot your arms. You curse those creepy crawlies, because those damn bed bugs have invaded your house. It's a gross situation, and it looks like they're multiplying. They creep in the seams of your mattress, waiting to strike when you're most vulnerable. Their bites itch like